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2026-08-05
“ hi I would like to purchase this bag of peanuts, pleaseNuts” but the fuck you person refused sale.
“ HOW ARE YOU NOT ABLE TO SELL ME THE PEANUT PRODUCT I AM NOT AN ALLERGIC BUT I AM HUNGRY AND THAT IS A VERY YUMMY YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY SNACK”
I YELLED THIS PHRASE AT THE ARROGANT …
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2101-09-11
Hey guys, I’m in the future rn yes it did happen again, Israel did it this time
I’m name jeff :)
Currently it is September 11 2101
Everything is shit and everybody is stupid and I hate them and I’m going home and eating dinner
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1394-09-21
hmmm i will take the blue saucd today mister wilkins, sorry gimbo we is all out, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOUR ALL OUT?
HOW COULD YOU BE ALL OUT OF MY FREAKING BLUE SAUCE WILKINS YOU COCK!
GIMBO MY DEALER WAS SHOT DEAD BY MY HOMOSEXUAL NEIGHBOR BEN SHAPIRO (not the Israeli one) HE’S FUCKING DEAD!
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