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2019-09-25
FUCK!
i am not drunk enough for this shit bro.
Today marks the 25th anniversary of the death of my favorite bully in middle school Michael Michigan, who died of Deep Vein Thrombosis wβ¦
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1987-06-03
MY NEW PICKLE SANDWICHE INVENTION (FUCK YOU ROBERTO F. KENNEDY JR!)
Hey Gayls, Iβm the big olβ gimbo man and i has a new piece of word salad to give ye for flavors,
MY PAYCHECK KEEPS GETTING BEHEADED BY THE BIG PEDOPHILE HITLER GOVERNMENT KNOWN β¦
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2032-05-28
IβM PREGNIMP!
Hey gang squad,
MY SOUP IS DONE.
Itβs not minestrone tho
:(
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